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Hunter/16/Texas

He/Him pronouns!

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puella magi madoka magica rebellion: mami's transformation

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Me nd my John Green GF

seaincense:

Me: bby your cigarette is so cold

GF: that me taphor

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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

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once i learn to drive im going to text someone “tfw no gf” every time I get in the car so that when i die in a crash my sister can be in a texting n driving commercial wherein shes holding a sign that says tfw no gf

twotibsawhisker:

'hey, we're bees' is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation

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poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

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