at work the other day i was cutting up avocados and one had a tiny seed and i was like to my coworker “me when i have a tiny seed” and she said “i dont know what that means”
same coworker today she was portioning mustard pickles and i said if i had an old italian man as a pet that would be the slop id put in his trough. and she didnt really like that one either
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