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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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i found a subreddit dedicated to people eating oranges in the shower 

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i thought this was going to be something sexual but it’s so much weirder than that

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Now I kinda want to try this

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im eating oranges in the shower when they get wet i just eat another

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okay as someone who has done this before it IS very good but will also make you sick if the waters too hot so watch out